Jan Ting would like to use x-ray machines in airport security to save people time in long lines. I, for one, think cancer is a great tradeoff and can’t wait to turn into the Incredible Hulk!
Interesting, though tardy, choice for his other issue.
Update: Mike Matthews also has something to say about Jan and little old ladies.
Update2: There was a problem with viewing the video, so I changed to a stright link to the video. Sorry about that.
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December 8th, 2006 at 9:56 am
Ummm, thats Gamma rays but then again I am being nitpicky! Seriously, I was considering getting a vasectomy but if all I need to do is take a couple of flights in the new year to fix my fertility then Priceline here I come!
December 8th, 2006 at 10:07 am
I’m retconning the Hulk, fucker.
December 8th, 2006 at 10:33 am
I guess my dumb ass sarcasm was denied by the master…