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Nov 26 2007

Cheney Hospitalized for Irregular Heartbeat

Posted by: Joe M in Politics

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I guess it must have been scary for him to see his heart beating again from within the glass jar where it was stored by a blind voodoo priestess in the tears of a hundred Saxon virgins.

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8 Responses to “Cheney Hospitalized for Irregular Heartbeat”
  1. Ed T. says:
    November 28th, 2007 at 11:46 am

    Well you had me until you acknowledged that he had a heart of any kind…

  2. Around the Horn Friday: Mmmmm, Uterus Edition « DelawareLiberal.Net says:
    November 30th, 2007 at 6:02 am

    [...] lost (or almost lost) a few prominent Republicans this week.  Merit Bound Alley tells us that Dick Cheney had heart problems.  JttR tells us that Trent Lott has resigned from the Senate.  And Henry Hyde’s passing is [...]

  3. annon II says:
    December 2nd, 2007 at 12:25 am

    Now you all know his heart is a gas pump.

  4. Joe M says:
    December 2nd, 2007 at 9:05 am

    All joking aside, what’s really sobering is that Bush was one slipped scalpel away from becoming the President.

  5. Brian says:
    December 2nd, 2007 at 9:13 pm

    Did they tase him to turn it back on?

  6. Joe M says:
    December 3rd, 2007 at 5:54 am

    No, you don’t tase Cheney, bro!

  7. The Neocon Implosion « kavips says:
    December 9th, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    [...] 2) Cheney develops irregular heartbeat. [...]

  8. Outside the Perimeter–No More 07 Special Elections!!! « kavips says:
    December 10th, 2007 at 6:42 am

    [...] googles “Cheney Hospitalized” there right underneath of MSN and Fox News, lies our own MBA with his existentialistic version of that story. Spot 5, not bad….something to tell the little one. By the time she is computer [...]

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