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Dec 04 2007

I’m not saying it’s Santa Claus, but how did the presents get there?

Posted by: Joe M in General

A scientific look at the magic appearance of presents that your parents didn’t buy. I particularly like this quote:

Is External Delivery the same as Santa Clausism?

No. The theory of external delivery is only concerned with empirically testing whether Christmas presents are delivered by an external agent, or an internal agent such as your parents. Santa Clausism typically starts with the premise that Santa Claus is delivering presents, and then seeks to fit the evidence to that theory. The theory of external delivery has developed strictly from objective interpretations of the empirical evidence.

Enjoy!

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2 Responses to “I’m not saying it’s Santa Claus, but how did the presents get there?”
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