Merit-bound Alley

And Bill Clinton came to Philly.

Bill showed support for his husband wife at a local diner before a race relations seminar at UPenn. He ordered breakfast and a hummer.

I know I throw a lot of stupid metaphors out there, but holy shit! Get a load of this guy!

That story, and I’m not kidding, is about 90% metaphor and 10% content. I’ve never seen anything like it. Let Me give an example of how this story would have looked if I had written it:

Can Bill Clinton Keep His Mouth Shut?

by Joseph J. Madjeski (MB-A press)

No.

To contact the author, please write Your Mom

See what I did there?